I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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