I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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