white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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