I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I would fuck him just for his dog
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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