Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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