let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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