i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
