I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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