AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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