Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
i think i just lost a toe
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
