Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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