i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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