it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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