So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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