i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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