Is it normal to miss your booty call?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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