we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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