wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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