I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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