it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
