Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
is it fun? or sober?
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