Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I woke up under a house in Key West
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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