Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
