Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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