i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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