Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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