remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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