One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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