Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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