You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
