I wish I could teleport
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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