she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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