He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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