Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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