i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
