Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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