This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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