I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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