Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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