yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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