why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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