I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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