Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize