I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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