would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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