He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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