It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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