What a fucking waste of an outfit
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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