1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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