before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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