The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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