grandma shit on top of the toilet
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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