No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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