Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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